i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.
Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE